"Joseph P Cain Get your lazy ass up right now mister before you're late for school " I awoke groggily to the sound an alarm and angry mother standing in the doorway. "Wha? What time is it?" I asked still trying to shake my morning coma "It is almost seven o'clock and I need to go get ready for work." I jumped out of bed wide awake now. "WHAT? I'm going to be so late " mom covered her eyes as my morning wood poked at my pants. "Oh for Pete's sake...