A Cat's Little Instruction Book

by Leigh W. Rutledge

Book Overview

When in doubt, chase something. Meow, and the world meows with you; hiss, and you hiss alone. Refuse to retrieve things. Overheard from a mother cat instructing her kittens, this collection of 201... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0525935835
• ISBN13: 9780525935834
• Release Date: February 1993
• Publisher: Dutton Books
• Length: 112 Pages
• Weight: 0.35 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.6" x 4.3" x 6.3"

Customer Reviews

Purr

How cats are made is a mysterious process. Of course, to be astonishingly mysterious is one of the 201 instructions for cats in this delightful little book by Leigh Rutledge. These are the instructions which every cat should know, and every cat person should realise. Some are conventional cat wisdom (which, ironically, is often the least understood or apparent). Others are inventive and new. Sometimes the instructions come in three's: + Stay out of the rain + Stay out of the snow + Stay out of the clothes dryer and + Be bold. + Be winsome. + Be wildly tender. From the start to the finish, this book is a cute, tender, touching collection of aphorisms, ostensibly intended for cats (but they really don't seem to need this kind of instruction), but really for human beings who live with and around cats to both better understand the cats, and better understand themselves. There is implicit wisdom in some of the things that cats do, and some wisdom for us to follow: + Chase, but don't hurt, butterflies. + No matter how old you are, never be afraid to express the kitten within you. + Remember that foxes, skunks, and owls usually have the last word in any confrontation. How could I not fall in love with a book authored by a man with 28 cats (and people thought my four or five were excessive!) who is said to rescue them from storm sewers, interstate highways (my cat Silver came from such a place) and other such harrowing places? The sayings are memorable and true; the graphics are adorable and fun. This book makes a good gift for a friend, and a good treat for oneself, almost as good as catnip for human beings!

Highly recommended

Highly recommended by Hal, age 12 and Toby, a kitten. Words of wisdom for intelligent felines. Warning: Do not share this book with your owner. Our owner got hold of it and now she knows our secrets. P.S. She says it's the best cat book she's ever read.

My Cats Didn't Write This Book But I KNOW They've Read It!

I could add instruction number 202..."always try to lay across the keyboard when someone is typing, if that doesn't work, attack the ankles under the desk." This is a cat's book of proper feline ettiquette. It is funny and will make you smile when you recognize your own cats within its pages. It's a nice compact volume, just 4" x 6", and might make a good gift the next time your cat incessantly bangs on the bedroom door after you and your partner have discreetly closed it for privacy's sake. This book shows that there's an art to being a cat, but it's a spiritual calling to be a cat lover.

A delightful little book!

This book features a mother cat's words of advice to her kittens as they venture into the world. It's humorous, but if you have cats, you'll recognize a lot of the behaviors. I'm sure that my cats must have read this book... :-)