Pull up a chair and sit quietly in the corner. Try not to draw attention to yourself. We all know gods, even the benign ones, react in anger if interrupted when holding court. Order a drink and relax while you are regaled with this satirical tale. Just imagine it, Jesus retelling how his father created the world. You have never heard this version before. Listen to his breathtaking story of addiction and redemption as he recounts the lost years of...