First day of my new job, I spilled urine on an insanely hot, uberfamous football star. Totally normal thing that we've probably all experienced, huh? Facepalm. Leo Landry is tall, strong, almost criminally handsome, the New York Mavericks' latest first-round draft pick, and the very last person on Planet Earth I want to be inadvertently giving golden showers to. Mind you, it...