In 40% Off Is the New Black , best-selling authors Lisa Birnbach, Ann Hodgman, and Patricia Marx offer hundreds of recession-proof reasons why less is more. This funny, inspiring, and uplifting collection reminds us that most of the best things in life are still free. Insights include: * Hedges are prettier to look at than hedge funds. * Manicures are probably bad for you anyway--all those fumes. * Your pets wouldn't like you more if you were rich...