The hilarious and poignant calendar that hits home with anyone of a certain age. Packed with quotes, jokes, factoids, and anecdotes, 389* Unforgettable Senior Moments is a tribute to all that the golden years bring--the good, the bad, the probably forgotten. Wise words: The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. --Lucille Ball. Fascinating facts: One study has found that coffee consumption...