These jokes get recycled from book to book, yet when I read this one, I could picture my daughter giggling after hearing them. Especially when she read them to me, giggled and then asked, "Do you get it Dad?" Examples are: Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken. What goes "gobble, gobble, gobble" and flies at 2,000 miles an hour? A turkey on the Concord What goes "gobble, gobble, ha-ha-ha BOOM?" A turkey exploding with laughter. What goes "gobble, gobble ha-ha-ha PLOP?" A turkey laughing his head off. As you can see from these examples, this is elementary school humor at its' finest.
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