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Women need a reason to have sex; men just need a place.
$8.78
The hardest job in the world is having to listen to you complain about having the hardest job in the world.
$9.63
There's no better vacation than my boss being on vacation.
$9.63
Let's spend countless hours preparing for a meeting that will be delayed, canceled, or misrepresented.
$9.35
Please submit your ideas to me today so I can submit them as my own tomorrow.
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Please try to schedule meetings around my job interviews.
$9.35
We're all going to really miss doing your work for you.
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Sure, Let Me Drop Everything and Work On Your Problem.
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I'd have better people skills if I worked with better people.
$9.35
Leaving the office for lunch is the new vacation day.
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Sometimes I have my headphones in at work with nothing playing so I don't have to interact with chatty co-workers.
$9.63
I can barely wait to take credit for your great ideas.
$9.63
Dear Co-worker, Yes, please continue to talk incessantly even though I'm doing everything I can to avoid making eye contact with you.
$9.35
I'm going to miss having you around to blame for the quality of my work.
$9.63
I need to lower the standard I set for myself to match the level of competency of some of the f***tards I work with.
$9.63
Congratulations on getting promoted to the job you're already doing.
$9.63
The mountain of paperwork on my desk makes me envy the trees that died to produce it.
$9.63
Always remember that the toes you step on today could be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.
$9.35
Everybody brings joy to this office... some when they enter, some when they exit.
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You don't have to be crazy to work here. We'll train you.
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The only significant difference between work and hell is probably that I would like more people in Hell.
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It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working.
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We acknowledge that there is no 'I' in team, but there is definitely a 'U' in cunt.
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Ever notice that those who whine the loudest are usually the ones who contributes the least?
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The reward for good work is more work.
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Sometimes doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit - you get a warm feeling, but nobody else notices.
$9.35
I think I heard you say, 'Blah, blah blah, blah. Is that correct?
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Appearing busy to avoid being laid off has become more exhausting than actually working.
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Some people work harder at getting the office temperature right than they do at their actual job.
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